Contains Plutonium

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Fucking fuckers

me:
(out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude:
nice bag.
me:
thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude:
do you even know who all those characters are?
me:
uh... yeah?
dude:
ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me:
wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude:
(smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me:
does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude:
psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me:
(slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me:
how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude:
uh... what?
me:
explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me:
what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude:
what are you even talking about?
me:
oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude:
Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me:
his name is Norrin Radd.
dude:
(looks extremely embarrassed)

Filed under I really thought comic fans were generally past this sexist shit then I realized that they never really would be and that's why the girls gotta fight back fuck you too asshole I don't have to prove anything to you Marvel comics sexism fake geek girls

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